A) I'm walking down the street in the spring in New York. The air is filled with pollen, and I sneeze. A Muslim person, walking by, calls out "God bless you." Am I blessed through his prayer?
B) I'm preparing to sing "God Bless America" during the 7th inning stretch at Citi Field. The couple next to us are Jewish. Is the assembly blessed through my singing, their singing, our singing, or should I not be singing at all, and go grab a beer instead?
B+) I'm preparing to sing "God Bless America" during the 7th inning stretch at Citi Field. The couple on the other side of us are Presbyterian. And the three people in the row in front of us, as we found out earlier in the game, are from the ELCA. Is the assembly blessed through my singing, their singing, our singing, or should I leave the game entirely because this syncretistic fiasco is really not blessing anybody, and could in fact be placing souls in danger, and head home to watch the end of the game in a specifically Missouri Synod Lutheran setting?
C) I pay for my dollar meal at McDonald's with a five, and the Hindu kid in the window gives me four singles, all of which say "In God We Trust." Should I accept the change, coming from him, or has the money been tarnished? What do I do with the burger, which has been handed to me by someone who believes a cow is sacred?
Syncretistically and Unionistically yours,
Dave Benke
Dave, I am happy to answer your very thoughtful and serious questions.
A) I'm walking down the street in the spring in New York. The air is filled with pollen, and I sneeze. A Muslim person, walking by, calls out "God bless you." Am I blessed through his prayer?
Answer: No, you are not.
B) I'm preparing to sing "God Bless America" during the 7th inning stretch at Citi Field. The couple next to us are Jewish. Is the assembly blessed through my singing, their singing, our singing, or should I not be singing at all, and go grab a beer instead?
Answer: God can bless people through pain, so perhaps all of your singing may be the occasion for God blessing somebody. Don’t grab a beer because it’s bad and overpriced.
B+) I'm preparing to sing "God Bless America" during the 7th inning stretch at Citi Field. The couple on the other side of us are Presbyterian. And the three people in the row in front of us, as we found out earlier in the game, are from the ELCA. Is the assembly blessed through my singing, their singing, our singing, or should I leave the game entirely because this syncretistic fiasco is really not blessing anybody, and could in fact be placing souls in danger, and head home to watch the end of the game in a specifically Missouri Synod Lutheran setting?
Answer: First, ask yourself why you are so fixated on the blessings achieved by prayers. Take out your worn copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, read it for the hundredth time, and repeat one hundred times: "Everything Peale says about prayer is wrong." If you pray with a Presbyterian (or any other Calvinist) don't wear your Some Lives Matter T shirt.
C) I pay for my dollar meal at McDonald's with a five, and the Hindu kid in the window gives me four singles, all of which say "In God We Trust." Should I accept the change, coming from him, or has the money been tarnished? What do I do with the burger, which has been handed to me by someone who believes a cow is sacred?
Answer: First of all, you should not eat anything at McDonalds. You’re not getting any younger and that stuff will kill you. Second, if you wanted to avoid syncretism on coins and currency you couldn’t use cash money. Third, by all mean you should buy meat from Hindus and liquor from Muslims. It’s a wonderful confession of Christian freedom!