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Re: Temple Prostitution: a modest proposal
« Reply #60 on: November 23, 2009, 02:25:37 PM »
Golly Pastor Speckhard,,,,, sodomy is part of prostitution,,, tad more pricey perhaps, but not lower middle class.  You went to Valpo, you should know that

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« Reply #61 on: November 23, 2009, 07:29:38 PM »
Golly Pastor Speckhard,,,,, sodomy is part of prostitution,,, tad more pricey perhaps, but not lower middle class.  You went to Valpo, you should know that
I went to Valpo so I should know what prostitutes charge? What the...?

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« Reply #62 on: November 23, 2009, 08:42:21 PM »
(like Nathanial's parable that he gave David concerning the rich man and the lamb). 


I think you mean "Nathan." I thought you Missouri guys knew your Bible!  ;D
Bronxville grad.  Can't trust anything learned outside of The Midwest.


Hey!  I resemble that remark...  :P
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« Reply #63 on: November 25, 2009, 12:52:11 AM »
Somewhere not that long ago I read a satire similar to Peter's that substituted adultery of a heterosexual nature for all of the articles of what became the Social Statement of the ELCA.  It was good, but truth be told, Peter's was far more memorable because it was just as over the top as the Statement.

I finally got my copy of the Forum Letter the other day (the Pony Express still delivers mail in Arizona) and I found the writing classical Speckhard and excellent.

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« Reply #64 on: November 28, 2009, 06:31:13 PM »
Well Scott, your ship has come in. More of a canoe, I guess, but my brother, who lurks here but doesn't subscribe to Forum Letter because he mooches my parents' copy every month, likes your posts and today gave me $22 to buy you a subscription. So you need to send me a private message with your mailing address.

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« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2009, 06:24:46 PM »
Well Scott, your ship has come in. More of a canoe, I guess, but my brother, who lurks here but doesn't subscribe to Forum Letter because he mooches my parents' copy every month, likes your posts and today gave me $22 to buy you a subscription. So you need to send me a private message with your mailing address.

'O heavens and little fishes, but you should have seen 'lil Tim dance at the news!  He cast away his sticks he did for that small but deep moment of joy!  So great thanks and laud, guvner, suh, for the simple kindnesses of life... I'll get my house number to you, at least wheres we lives for now -- we'll have to see how the land Lord takes me offer 'o work fur rent...

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« Reply #66 on: January 30, 2010, 07:07:51 PM »
If we were to effect this proposal, y'all realize that we couldn't call them temple prostitutes don't you?  We'd have to use something more respectful, like temple sex workers or divine communicators.

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« Reply #67 on: January 30, 2010, 08:01:33 PM »
Comfort providers?
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